Anyway, since I'm this far into the analysis, let me continue. Akrotiri and Dhekelia have a population of 15,700 and are used by the UK as military bases. Dhekelia is found just east of Larnaca. The two protectorates are about the size of Washington, D.C. The chief of state is, of course, Queen Elizabeth II. The Euro is used and there is no television station. Their only claim to fame I can find is that Akrotiri has the only remaining colony of griffon vultures.